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I have a short story in this!



The story is called "The Boy on the Roof" and has to do with desperate remedies for climate change.

I don't think you can buy single issues of the current issue; you can buy back issues, but this isn't a back issue yet. Eventually the stories become available online to read for free, and when that happens, I'll link.

The contributor list is awesome and includes a story in Spanish, poetry, and essays. Very cool. Plus the illustrations are gorgeous.



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So I decided to bury the dead printer in the dumpster and donate my stash of way too expensive toner cartridges to Goodwill. The printer is heavy but I managed to get it into my cart and down to the dumpster.

I usually prop the lid open with the broom that hangs next to it but the broom was missing. I was just thinking about Plan B when I heard "Good Morning, Boss!"

It was Eddie. Eddie is the security guard we hire when we need one. We always need one for Seahawks home games (in the stadium across the street) because Seahawks fans can't read signs, will try to barge in when you are entering the building, have, in the past, damaged our garage doors plus, the just general mayhem they cause. So we have to pay a guy to protect us. So ridiculous. BUT anyway.

Eddie greets every resident by calling them Boss. I love that so much. I don't need the greeting (although it's nice) but the attitude is just perfect. Yes, he does work for us. Contrast that to our building manager who works for us and yet truly in his heart of hearts believes he is the boss and manager of everyone here and treats us as if doing his bidding is the only reason we live here.

In fairness to him, the board president is his constant enabler.

And he does provide a good deal of comic relief. Last week he sent an email telling everyone to read their email. Apparently lots of people ignore his convoluted confusing email of the day before and did exactly what he told them not to do. So his fix was the "always read my emails" email. I giggled and, elevator talk reveals I was not the only one.

Long live Eddie. Oh and he picked up the printer like it was an empty coffee cup and tossed it into the dumpster for me.

These are growing right behind where have the Summer Home (AKA smokin' trailer *lol*)

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Tommy Lee is notorious for his huge dick, as made famous in his sex tape with ex-wife Pamela Anderson.

Well, his dick is back. He posted a picture that is apparently his dick held up to his wife Brittany Furlan Lee's mouth. He praised Instagram's filters for blessing other men with the ability to filter their penises to make them look bigger.

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Is anyone doing claims for the Pokemon Forest Volume 3 or know where I can order specific ones?
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My Long Story idea is, alas, still only an outline. I've had Het on the brain lately (naughty Muse!) and instead churned out a 3200 word work of mild Illya/Faustina het. It is posted to the Map Room.

Famine or Feast

For what it's worth, My Seven Days of Halloween story from last year did end up at 7200 words and fits the challenge requirements. (My few other long pieces mostly focus on Illya and Faustina.)

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